have you ever seen someone so attractive that you just toss up your hands like “Oh for fuck’s sake”

(Source: sauntering-vaguely-downwards, via harrycliff0rd)

iplayydirtyy:

I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all

(via but-youupromisedd)

perigilpin:

i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much

(via vvangogh)

  • person: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: 3 songs
a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

samkind:

‘you’re beautiful’ i whisper as i trail my cursor down your face

(via boogiefever)

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator, via lananotdelrey)

aewestin:

Are we human
or are we dancers

stakkato:

xnerfxwarriorx:

stakkato:

accidentally calling someone the wrong name

image

this is my cat………

getting caught posting someone else’s cat on tumblr

image

(via heyfunniest)

haha-l-m-a-o:

philosophicalharry:

me at family parties

• “who even are these people”
• “lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
• “yes i am really this tall”
• “can we leave now”
• “free food holla”
• “im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”

don’t forget

  • "no i don’t have a boyfriend"

(Source: fineapplepizza, via but-youupromisedd)